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Need to Fund an Extra Day! Limited Packages Available Below.

As you may have heard, we need to add a full day of production to get Groupers right. Trying to raise $3,000 more to make this happen. Below are a few ways you could help make this happen.

The $200 Care Package with Limited Edition Groupers Blu-ray. Only 6 left!


Screen Shot 2017-02-10 at 1.48.27 AMThe Care Pack Includes:

  • All 9 of Cold Cockle Production’s shorts (digital downloads) 7 of which have never before been available.
  • A ticket/digital link of the finished feature, the script in PDF and a Hi-Res. Digital Groupers Poster.
  • A Campaign Only Limited Edition/numbered Blu-ray DVD of Groupers and Including All Shorts. Only 100 of these will be produced.
  • Official Limited Edition CCP Groupers Shirt
  • CCP Shot Glass
  • CCP/Groupers Stickers
  • CCP Patch

 

The Shorts!

$100 USD



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All 9 of Cold Cockle Production’s shorts (digital downloads) 7 of which have never before been available.A ticket/digital link of the finished feature, the script in PDF and a Hi-Res. Digital Groupers Poster.The shorts will be sent via email once the campaign has successfully completed.

 

GROUPERS Shirts just  got in! Only 7 left!

$50 for  Shirt & Patch & Stickers

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CCP Shirt & Patch & Stickers, Only 3 Left! $50

 An official and very limited edition CCP shirt, an embroidered CCP patch and a CCP sticker and Groupers sticker can be yours if you help us out with a $50 spot, $55 for 2XL. Please add $10 to the total price if shipping outside the US.

These are my best CCP Shirts yet. There are only a few left and once this version is gone, they’re gone.

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Posted by on November 18th, 2016
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Cold Cockle Upcoming Screenings

ccp-logo-sq-lrgredREDDProbably my favorite short I’ve made thus far will be screening at the TCL Chinese Theater at 7:30 on Saturday, April 16, 2016 at the Hollywood Comedy Shorts Film Festival.

Tickets are $10 and the link is here. And if you live in or near Indiana, Pennsylvania there is Flick Film Festival which will be screening four of my five films on April 23rd on the campus of Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Here is the link to that one.

 

Posted by on April 6th, 2016
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Official Cold Cockle T-Shirt $30 Free Shipping to USA

CCP-ShirtLimited run of black and gold CCP shirts. These are soft and exceptionally comfortable.

Shirts are all unisex. A medium acts as a woman’s large.

All money collected goes back into future Cold Cockle Productions.

Please send me an email if you’re from another country and we’ll work something out.


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Posted by on July 24th, 2015
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A Cold Cockle Night – September 26, 7:30PM, Los Angeles, CA. 21 and Over

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Thanks for a great night. Looking at doing an all ages show at another venue soon.

Thanks again for all your help and support.


 

Posted by on July 23rd, 2015
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Nebraska (2013)

Nebraska

A portrait of depression with a wink and a smile. Went in resisting, but Nebraska defeated me in the end and tears did stream. Resembling an early Jaramucsh film with less humor and fewer beats per minute, Nebraska is a slow burn to say the least. There is an uncut  scene where an old woman leafs through a large book as she looks for an article that takes almost an entire minute of screen time . Don’t let that scare you off though, this an investment worth making. Solid and sentimental from beginning to end, Nebraska is chock full of truths in the character’s dialogue and in their actions. It’s a movie so simple in both, that it could have worked 40 years ago and is sure to work 40 years from now.

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Posted by on December 2nd, 2013
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The Family (2013)

TheFamilyDeNiro and Pfeiffer (paired for the first time since Stardust) as mob parents in a witness protection program headed by Tommy Lee Jones, set in writer/director Luc Besson’s native France. How could all that be bad? It can’t, but all that doesn’t guarantee it’s goodness either.

Before we go any further, let me be clear that there is one scene/moment/2 minutes that is one of the best things I’ve seen on screen in awhile. More on that below.

The cold open is worthy of any good Besson movie (see Leon: The Professional and or The Fifth Element.) A ruthless hit man pays a visit to an unsuspecting and targeted family. So far so good. (more…)

Posted by on September 14th, 2013
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The Heat (2013)

TheHeatIf you’re on the fence about seeing The Heat, let me help you over. Despite an uninspired climax and a nearly unbearable and overbearing soundtrack and score, this movie is very, very funny. It’s refreshing to see a movie with two female leads that is as strong as this is. Unsurprisingly the last female vehicle I saw that got this many laughs out of me was Bridesmaids, also directed by former Freaks and Geeks scribe Paul Feig. He knows how to get the most out of his comedic actresses and they ‘re able to mine for laughs without constantly referring to their nether regions.

Melissa McCarthy steals every scene she’s in. That is quite the feat when you consider she shared these scenes with the likes of Sandra Bullock, Michael Rapaport, Marlon Wayans, Tony Hale, Taran Killam, Kaitlin Olson as well as the one and only Bill Burr. These are some very funny people from all walks of the comedic world. I knew McCarthy was funny, but I didn’t know she could be this riotous.  (more…)

Posted by on June 28th, 2013
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Can You Stream It?

I have a dream and that dream is to be able to watch any movie anytime. We’re not there yet, but we’re on our way and  canIstream.it helps us figure out who is accommodating this dream. Just type in any movie and it lets you know which service is streaming it for free, who rents it and for how much as well as which pay channels are running it.  As a bonus, they have just added TV programs to the list. This is in no way an advertisement (though it should be) but just a heads up. CanIstream.it is an incredibly useful app that can help us all on our way to that dream.

Posted by on December 8th, 2012
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Married Life

 We’ve done it and now we just need to skip town for a couple weeks and regain our faculties. Can’t promise there will be much movie watching before I get back, but I’m sure I’ll get a few in if she lets me. Thanks again to everyone who visited our honey fund. We’ll be sending you your thank you pics from the Pacific around Halloween. Bigger picture coming soon. Need to run back to the ER now. Long story.

Posted by on October 16th, 2012
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Hello There…

This is my new website. I shall use it as a place to host my movies (alright then, shorts,) review films as I see them as well as movies I saw long ago.

Twitter just wasn’t doing it for me. Ever since Facebook went public, it just doesn’t feel the same. I needed more inner action. I needed more space. I just needed more…

So glad to have you here and check back for new movie reviews, pictures and shorts as they come. Add me to your bookmarks for a chance to win nothing at all.

The photo above is a self portrait from the morning after I was beaten over the head with a mag-lite which came immediately after a horrific car wreck which I was also involved in on my way to Loveline. It was 2007 and times were simpler and more hazy. I used the sweet mac mirror application in  Photo Booth to create the effect that both sides of my face were black, blue and swollen. I like it upside down as I believe this makes me look less fat. Despite this, I am deep and complex and deserve all the attention I receive.

-Anderson 06/07/12

Posted by on June 8th, 2012
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