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CCP Care Packs and Groupers Teaser

Funds are running low with the added expenses to finish this thing proper. We still have a few Cold Cockle Packages available.

For $200 You’ll Get:

-A Limited Edition/numbered Blu-ray DVD Including All Shorts

-All the shorts delivered immediately

– A link to the film and you’re on the door list for an early supporters screening

-Official Limited Edition CCP Groupers Shirt

-CCP Shot Glass 

-CCP/Groupers Stickers

*Please add $10 for outside the U.S.

Click here to get yours before they’re gone.

Or you can go bigger with the $300 and get:

The Above Package Plus

-Posters: Official CCP Poster of original 5 Shorts and

Individual of The Cult of Carano Poster signed by Mike Carano.

-CCP Coffee Mug

-CCP Patch

-Hand written thank you letter.

-Credit in Film end credits and on IMDB.

*Please add $10 for outside the U.S.

Click HERE to get yours.

Or you can help out with a $10 spot or any other amount here. Taxes, new hardware and other expenses are mounting! Every bit counts!

Groupers Tickets for San Diego, Denver, Seattle, Portland, Chicago, Colorado Springs, San Fransisco & Orange County

Click on the ticket you want below, once I get payment I’ll email you confirmation that your name is on the door list. Please specify which show you’re coming to.

If you’d prefer Venmo or another payment option, just contact me and we’ll work it out.

          Most locations offer a handful of tickets for a Pre-Party that includes early access to the venue for screenings of a few of the CCP Shorts including The Cult of Carano and you’ll get a CCP Tour T-Shirt.

San Diego, Jolt’n Joe’s, Saturday, June 23rd

Pre Party: Some CCP Shorts, a CCP Tour Shirt and Priority Seating: 7pm – 10:30pm: $75 

Gen. Admission: 8pm – 10:30pm: $20

Chicago, Co-Prosperity Sphere, Saturday, July 14th

Pre Party: Sold Out

Gen. Admission: 8pm – 10:30pm: $25

Colorado Springs, Lon Chaney Theater, Saturday, July 28th

Pre Party: Some CCP Shorts, a CCP Tour Shirt and Priority Seating: 7pm – 10:30pm: $75 

Gen. Admission: 8pm – 10:30pm: $25 

Denver, Alamo Drafthouse Sloans Lake, Sunday, July 29th

Pre Party: Some CCP Shorts, a CCP Tour Shirt and Priority Seating: 6pm – 9pm:  $75

Gen. Admission: 7pm – 9pm: $30

San Francisco, PianoFight, Saturday, August 4th

Pre Party: Some CCP Shorts, a CCP Tour Shirt and Priority Seating: 4pm – 7pm: $75 

Gen. Admission: $25

Portland, The Clinton Theater, Saturday, August 18th

Pre Party: Some CCP Shorts, a CCP Tour Shirt and Priority Seating: 7pm – 10:30pm: $75

Gen. Admission: 8pm – 10:30pm: $25

Seattle, Central Cinema, Sunday, August 19th

Pre Party: Some CCP Shorts, a CCP Tour Shirt and Priority Seating: 9:30pm – 1am: $75 

Gen. Admission: 10:30pm – 1am: $25

Orange County, The Frida Cinema, Saturday, November 10th

This Will be the Last Private Screening

Pre Party: Some CCP Shorts, a CCP Tour Shirt and Priority Seating: 7pm – 11:30pm: $75 

Gen. Admission: 8pm – 11:30pm: $25

~ Chat with Andy – Extended Through End of Year ~

Need to Fund an Extra Day! Limited Packages Available Below.

The Care Pack Includes:

• All 9 of Cold Cockle Production’s shorts (digital downloads) 7 of which have never before been available.
• A ticket/digital link of the finished feature, the script in PDF and a Hi-Res. Digital Groupers Poster.
• A Campaign Only Limited Edition/numbered Blu-ray DVD of Groupers and Including All Shorts. Only 100 of these will be produced.
• Official Limited Edition CCP Groupers Shirt
• CCP Shot Glass
• CCP/Groupers Stickers
• CCP Patch

 

The Shorts!

$100 USD

All 9 of Cold Cockle Production’s shorts (digital downloads) 7 of which have never before been available.A ticket/digital link of the finished feature, the script in PDF and a Hi-Res. Digital Groupers Poster.The shorts will be sent via email once the campaign has successfully completed.

GROUPERS Shirts just  got in! Only 7 left!

$50 for  Shirt & Patch & Stickers

Front                                                                Back

 An official and very limited edition CCP shirt, an embroidered CCP patch and a CCP sticker and Groupers sticker can be yours if you help us out with a $50 spot, $55 for 2XL. Please add $10 to the total price if shipping outside the US.

These are my best CCP Shirts yet. There are only a few left and once this version is gone, they’re gone.

Shirt Sizes

Small $50.00 USDMedium $50.00 USDLarge $50.00 USD

(Please add $10 if outside US)

 

Cold Cockle Upcoming Screenings

Probably my favorite short I’ve made thus far will be screening at the TCL Chinese Theater at 7:30 on Saturday, April 16, 2016 at the Hollywood Comedy Shorts Film Festival.

Tickets are $10 and the link is here. And if you live in or near Indiana, Pennsylvania there is Flick Film Festival which will be screening four of my five films on April 23rd on the campus of Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Here is the link to that one.

Official Cold Cockle T-Shirt $30 Free Shipping to USA

Limited run of black and gold CCP shirts. These are soft and exceptionally comfortable.

Shirts are all unisex. A medium acts as a woman’s large.

All money collected goes back into future Cold Cockle Productions.

Please send me an email if you’re from another country and we’ll work something out.

A Cold Cockle Night – September 26, 7:30PM, Los Angeles, CA. 21 and Over

Thanks for a great night. Looking at doing an all ages show at another venue soon.

Thanks again for all your help and support.

Nebraska (2013)

A portrait of depression with a wink and a smile. Went in resisting, but Nebraska defeated me in the end and tears did stream. Resembling an early Jaramucsh film with less humor and fewer beats per minute, Nebraska is a slow burn to say the least. There is an uncut  scene where an old woman leafs through a large book as she looks for an article that takes almost an entire minute of screen time . Don’t let that scare you off though, this an investment worth making. Solid and sentimental from beginning to end, Nebraska is chock full of truths in the character’s dialogue and in their actions. It’s a movie so simple in both, that it could have worked 40 years ago and is sure to work 40 years from now.

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The Family (2013)

DeNiro and Pfeiffer (paired for the first time since Stardust) as mob parents in a witness protection program headed by Tommy Lee Jones, set in writer/director Luc Besson’s native France. How could all that be bad? It can’t, but all that doesn’t guarantee it’s goodness either.

Before we go any further, let me be clear that there is one scene/moment/2 minutes that is one of the best things I’ve seen on screen in awhile. More on that below.

The cold open is worthy of any good Besson movie (see Leon: The Professional and or The Fifth Element.) A ruthless hit man pays a visit to an unsuspecting and targeted family. So far so good. (more…)

The Heat (2013)

If you’re on the fence about seeing The Heat, let me help you over. Despite an uninspired climax and a nearly unbearable and overbearing soundtrack and score, this movie is very, very funny. It’s refreshing to see a movie with two female leads that is as strong as this is. Unsurprisingly the last female vehicle I saw that got this many laughs out of me was Bridesmaids, also directed by former Freaks and Geeks scribe Paul Feig. He knows how to get the most out of his comedic actresses and they ‘re able to mine for laughs without constantly referring to their nether regions.

Melissa McCarthy steals every scene she’s in. That is quite the feat when you consider she shared these scenes with the likes of Sandra Bullock, Michael Rapaport, Marlon Wayans, Tony Hale, Taran Killam, Kaitlin Olson as well as the one and only Bill Burr. These are some very funny people from all walks of the comedic world. I knew McCarthy was funny, but I didn’t know she could be this riotous.  (more…)